Posts in Beauty Diaries
The Eye Massager you NEED!

This little tool right there might look like the typical aesthetically-pleasing influencer gimmick that is going to do NOTHING for you. And obviously, it looks like a vibrator too. So you guessed it: it’s so much more than meets the eye. I tested it under the most extremes circumstances and after noticing actual results, I had to spread the word. Because unfortunately, I was not blessed with the gift of looking remotely attractive or even, alive after a long trip.

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The Anti Jet-Lag Skin

What is thirstier than a desperate, jet-lagged and sleep-deprived 30 year old on the move? 🥶 Her skin 🧖🏼‍♀️ And fake ass weave 💆🏼‍♀️… I microblogged this on Instagram but had to write a quick post on here for you because this weekend, I travelled to London and did not get a minute of sleep on the flight. I landed and got on with my day denying the exhaustion, hamster cheeks, grey complexion and panda eyes. Despite feeling like an absolute bag of shit, the beauty situation wasn’t going to fly for my weekend of celebrations.

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The Glow Skincare Facial

Out of the MANY things that annoy me in life, one of my top 5 has to be the way skin spas charge you your day rate’s worth, followed by an unbearable product push of some of the most confusing things that never fucking work. I’ve posted about the Glow Skincare Cold Rollers before (and trust me, these will actually change your life). But after an incredible experience at the spa, I wanted to give you all a cheeky insight into the process of getting your face manipulated by Kasey Boone at Glow Skincare LA. You will never look back.

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Styled in A Minute, Glammed in 5…

After a rather CALM hiatus in the village, my psychotic micro-managing friends decided my Instagram feed was in desperate need of some pink content. So I was rushed to change from my PJs to something somewhat Instagram-worthy to attend the Benefit Pop Up Diner, on Melrose. Partly, for my Instagram feed, but also for my own sanity, I decided it was time to kiss the scary face goodbye…

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This Shower Head Will Change Your Life

I very well aware that my overall persona may not necessarily scream ‘GLAM.’ The pseudo ‘off-duty model look wearing jammies she slept in’ is first and foremost, outdated, but also, totally unflattering when you’re not ACTUALLY a model… But trust me when I say, there will never be a more groomed specimen walking the streets of LA than I. So you better believe I don’t mess around with the products I use on my skin, all the way from skincare, to the water coming out of my shower.

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#42 - The Only Drama I Enjoy: MY LASHES

Tacky, overdrawn brows and bad contouring were irritating me so much, I took it upon myself to inform, and educate. Celebrity makeup artist Andrew Toma joins me to chat summer makeup trends, skincare, beauty faux-pas and performing a 15-minute glam for the MTV Movie Awards.

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The Chemical Exfoliant You NEED !

One day, I ordered alcohol at a restaurant and wasn't asked for my ID. This shocking slap in the face hurt my ego to the point of turning into a mad scientist. My mission was to invest time and energy into skincare research, and nothing could stop me. My sensitive skin did not agree with

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#40 - The Beautycon Low-down

Lainey and I survive yet, another crazy celeb stalking adventure! The dream team is back reporting live from Beautycon to give you all the inside scoop... And that includes, Kylie Jenner's ex lips, Kim Kardashian's journey towards proper motherhood etiquette and of course, the latest FASHIONABLY LATTE metldown...

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#WokeUpThisWayChallenge: Bringing Realness Back for Mental Wellness!

Mental wellness is a topic I haven't been super open about online, as it is close to home. I'm uncomfortable opening up publicly if a sarcastic comment and/or joke aren't involved. Seeing as my dry coping mechanism isn't the ultimate solution to every issue, I am bringing some vulnerability back - because screw it! It's never killed anybody...

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Most Effective Beauty Tools Available on Amazon

Back in the day, my obsession with beauty blogs also turned me into a broke wannabe. To be fair, you probably want to follow 3 to 4 MAX. These websites lead you to thinking that the weekly trip to Sephora for the newest tools and products is necessary. It is not. Although I am aware that my  Amazon Prime addiction is turning into a real problem

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