Posts tagged fashion
ASOS Summer Picks

A number of factors have led to my hatred for summer… From my traumatic past life as a walking surfboard to embarrassing butt jiggle mishaps… I will spare you the many details. Overall, I do NOT enjoy tiny clothing and the excess of skin people think is okay to put on display at all cost. The Butt likes it cosy… The Butt likes it comfy. Due to the number of requests on this specific combination, I wanted to list up all the items for you to purchase and enjoy!

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I'm Bored of Instagram...

I’m bored of Instagram... I’m over the platform, over the forced photos and people pushing products they would never fucking use. Cause NOBODY CARES regardless 👎🏼 I love a self-absorbed and aesthetically-pleasing moment, but even I’m bored of my own shit on here. So let’s acknowledge the people who keep it fresh and bring something new to the table…

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Splendid X Gray Malin

In my thirsty and desperate quest to somehow, become socially accepted within the fashion community, I feel I am now, one step closer to getting my LEWKS picked out for me. The strategy behind this diabolical plan: get sent the latest and newest items already styled to conceal my lack of taste and motivation to put an outfit together. Excuse my transparency on the matter. I can wear stuff, I’ll own them, but I sure as hell can’t style them. Period.

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Clown Pants Are a THING... Right?

Hello. My name is Diana (pronounced Dee-Anna by the way). And here’s my attempt at amping up the PJs and dropping the Brandi Melville joggers. I didn’t quite make it to a full-blown dress situation but felt I deserved some credit for pushing through following a heavy #Dirty30 weekend... I am also extremely bored with the space being reserved for the so-called ‘connoisseurs’ and the ostentatious shit I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing.

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Utility Jacket: It’s Cute, Cosy, Multi-Purpose and Affordable!

As a self-proclaimed ‘homeless-chic,’ it has now become my duty to come to your rescue if like me, dressing up feels like as much effort as running a bloody marathon. My own mother has been praying for my legging days to be gone since middle school, but sadly, that never happened. Hence my decision to embrace my lack of style and amp it up with accessories.

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Styled in A Minute, Glammed in 5…

After a rather CALM hiatus in the village, my psychotic micro-managing friends decided my Instagram feed was in desperate need of some pink content. So I was rushed to change from my PJs to something somewhat Instagram-worthy to attend the Benefit Pop Up Diner, on Melrose. Partly, for my Instagram feed, but also for my own sanity, I decided it was time to kiss the scary face goodbye…

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