Splendid X Gray Malin

In my thirsty and desperate quest to somehow, become socially accepted within the fashion community, I feel I am now, one step closer to getting my LEWKS picked out for me. The strategy behind this diabolical plan: get sent the latest and newest items already styled to conceal my lack of taste and motivation to put an outfit together. Excuse my transparency on the matter. I can wear stuff, I’ll own them, but I sure as hell can’t style them. Period.

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The Eye Massager you NEED!

This little tool right there might look like the typical aesthetically-pleasing influencer gimmick that is going to do NOTHING for you. And obviously, it looks like a vibrator too. So you guessed it: it’s so much more than meets the eye. I tested it under the most extremes circumstances and after noticing actual results, I had to spread the word. Because unfortunately, I was not blessed with the gift of looking remotely attractive or even, alive after a long trip.

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#65 - So... How Was your Steak and Blowjob Day? - Lindsay Hubbard

Lindsay Hubbard shares all of the insider updates from the 3rd (and latest) season of 'Summer House' on Bravo! From new cast, new boobs, to old relationships, iconic dance moves but also, finding success with a DATING APP - we get REAL DEEP and real personal for you all this week.

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Clown Pants Are a THING... Right?

Hello. My name is Diana (pronounced Dee-Anna by the way). And here’s my attempt at amping up the PJs and dropping the Brandi Melville joggers. I didn’t quite make it to a full-blown dress situation but felt I deserved some credit for pushing through following a heavy #Dirty30 weekend... I am also extremely bored with the space being reserved for the so-called ‘connoisseurs’ and the ostentatious shit I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing.

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#64 - HUGE Bravo Breakdown: RHOB, Vanderpump Rules & Summer House

Megan O'Donnell (Bravo Happy Hour Podcast) joins me for a MASSIVE Bravo TV breakdown. From Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Vanderpump Rules to Summer House, we cover it all! Including our thoughts on Tom & Ariana's $2M home with a dedicated social media room, Dorit's abandoned rescue dog, Stassi's most significant fashion fail, and of course, the new and improved Kyle Cooke!

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Work From Home: 6 Non-Instagrammable Productivity Tips!

Before I decided to take the most #BASIC plunge of all: create a blog for the podcast, my outlook on digital content and the influencer world was quite bitter as the whole thing does not incite me. I am TIRED of unrelatable and unqualified people portraying this idea of having the answer to everything. NO… The tacky Urban Outfitters wall grid will not make your Pinteresty dreams come to life. The plans you spent hours so tastefully manifesting on that wall will not magically happen.

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The Anti Jet-Lag Skin

What is thirstier than a desperate, jet-lagged and sleep-deprived 30 year old on the move? 🥶 Her skin 🧖🏼‍♀️ And fake ass weave 💆🏼‍♀️… I microblogged this on Instagram but had to write a quick post on here for you because this weekend, I travelled to London and did not get a minute of sleep on the flight. I landed and got on with my day denying the exhaustion, hamster cheeks, grey complexion and panda eyes. Despite feeling like an absolute bag of shit, the beauty situation wasn’t going to fly for my weekend of celebrations.

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#63 - Be Glam & Give a Damn - Kier Mellour

DISCLAIMER: Get ready for a scandalous episode… From beginning to end. Definitely not suitable for the faint-hearted, and if that’s the case, consider skipping. BUT, for the others, you’re going to want to hear what Kier Mellour (@ecobikinigirl) has to say. For the lazy and uneducated (like myself) - she explains straightforward ways to reduce waste while maintaining her sense of style and enjoying everything a girl wants from life. From the straw craze to menstrual cups, and CARRYING A GUN, we cover it all! Not to mention she’s hilarious and unapologetically herself!

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Bonus - You Had ONE JOB: Everything About the Latest Kardashian Cheating Scandal!

Breaking down all the Kardashian drama updates with @TheTechWhore, following Jordyn Woods / Tristan Thompson cheating scandal. From our favourite memes to the future Kylie & Jordyn's friendship, here's our theory about the whole situation...

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How The Apple Watch Changed My Life

You have heard about it. You have seen it. All of your douchey entrepreneur /techy/millennial friends are wearing one. But you have never understood the use for an Apple Watch. And why would you? It’s basically a miniature iPhone on your wrist. Except it is not. And I could stay quiet and enjoy the benefits of my watch to myself, but my Mother Teresa tendencies are kicking in. Maybe LA winter is getting to me after all…

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#62 - Dealing with Cheaters… NEXT! - Gabby Allen

VERY SPECIAL EPISODE all the women out there need to hear! UK reality personality Gabby Allen (‘Love Island’ & ‘Celebrity Big Brother’) discusses life after two massively popular reality shows! We get all the details about the real reasons why she and Marcel broke up (CHEATER ALERT) as well as getting back up and finding love after her traumatic experience. Get ready for some sassy updates and her upcoming fitness book to get you all in fine-ass shape, ladies!

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The Glow Skincare Facial

Out of the MANY things that annoy me in life, one of my top 5 has to be the way skin spas charge you your day rate’s worth, followed by an unbearable product push of some of the most confusing things that never fucking work. I’ve posted about the Glow Skincare Cold Rollers before (and trust me, these will actually change your life). But after an incredible experience at the spa, I wanted to give you all a cheeky insight into the process of getting your face manipulated by Kasey Boone at Glow Skincare LA. You will never look back.

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Utility Jacket: It’s Cute, Cosy, Multi-Purpose and Affordable!

As a self-proclaimed ‘homeless-chic,’ it has now become my duty to come to your rescue if like me, dressing up feels like as much effort as running a bloody marathon. My own mother has been praying for my legging days to be gone since middle school, but sadly, that never happened. Hence my decision to embrace my lack of style and amp it up with accessories.

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Fashionably Latte is Back!

You may have seen me on this rather odd Facebook Live Show accompanied by a rainbow fashion stalker (aka @iamfashionlaine) called Fashionably Latte. I never thought I would be so excited for the relaunch of what has been, the most tumultuous experience of 2018. And yet, here we are, ready for Season 2, and better than ever: with a new studio, new office, and so much new content for you all to enjoy!

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#61 - No Strings Attached... Gone Wrong - Scheana Shay

My stalker tendencies have got to the worrying level of getting Scheana on the show. Because I NEEDED to get both sides of her confusing relationship with SUR bartender Adam Spott. We get deep into everything that is wrong with the Hollywood dating culture, friendship, sex, mixing the two, and everything else - with no details spared!

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FILIPA Is Going to Be your new Music Bestie… And Here’s Why ;)

Embracing all of the Mother Teresa vibes because I got a new apple watch to count my steps and am all about bettering myself as a human. So I wanted to bring new and upcoming artists to your attention like this CUTIE right here. Filipa is going to become your new #WomanCrush and I wanted to be one of the first to break the news… Enjoy peeps!

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The Village Diaries

If you’re a listener/reader, you’ve all heard about it, but probably still very confused: The Village. It basically explains the somewhat confusing accent that is English, but not really... Because I am also Swiss. So The Village is actually a derogatory term used by my friend @iamfashionlaine to describe the lovely ski resort that is Crans-Montana, I am NOT ACTUALLY FROM, but have been going to since a very VERY young age. Consider me the Millennial Heidi... I basically grew up on skis, my friends…

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#60 - Lindsay Lohan’s Bitch Club

Is Lindsay Lohan delusional? Or is she headed towards a Lisa Vanderpump-adjacent career? My friend (and very knowledgable pop culture expert) Aaron and I breakdown the first Lindsay Lohan Beach Club episodes and the reasons why people should / should not tune into the newest MTV reality series…

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Video Creators: Cheesy Background Music Is a Thing of the Past…

If you’re a video creator, you’ve probably been faced with the issue of finding the perfect music for your content. For real… The cheesy, 70s demo-adjacent tracks available for download are no longer acceptable. I cannot believe that with all the equipment that is currently accessible to creators, nobody has come up with a decent solution to have the music match the high-quality content we are able to produce ourselves… Until THEMATIC.

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